Krispy Kreme Now Has A Weight Loss Plan

What’s up my fellow Krispy Kreme donut lovers.

I just had to make this post to bring you up to speed about what has been going on with Krispy Kreme in 2017.  Krispy Kreme has secretly gotten into the damn weight loss business without telling us.  I’m dead serious; they have developed a sneaky new diet with the intent to make us lose weight.

Introducing….

The Krispy Kreme 1/4th Empty Box Diet

Don’t believe me?  Check out the dozen I bought the other day in the Snellville/Lilburn area (not naming the street this time).  Please tell me why the heck there is SO MUCH space in the damn box.  It seems like they took the amount of batter it takes make 9 donuts and stretched it to make 12.

Krispy Kreme 1/4th Empty Box Diet

Now, there are 12 donuts in the box but does it actually look a dozen?  Hell, NO!  There is enough space in the damn box for my kitten to lie in it.

To have that much space in the box tells one of TWO THINGS….

  1. They are looking out for our best interest and wants us to be healthy or…
  2. They’re screwing us over.

I’m going with #2.  And if I want to lose weight, I’ll buy The 2 Week Diet.

Okay guys, that’s all I have to say at the moment.  I just wanted to share my Krispy Kreme pain with all you.  If bought a box that looks like mine let them and us know.  I can’t be the only one.

I will be on the prowl to put other restaurants-on-blast so keep checking back.

Update:  Someone has hipped me on how to get free donuts from the “time to make the doughnuts” stop.  Took awhile but I’m set for a few months. I appreciate the tip!